May 14, 2013

"Footwear"...another segment from the "Handbook for New Texans"

Greetings and salutations to all Texans, Americans and other fine folks from around the globe...

Last week I introduced a new segment from my book, "The Handbook For New Texans" to The Impulsive Texan Blog starting with the Pledge of Allegiance to the State of Texas. I also said I'd be posting new segments from that handbook from time to time. Well, it's time.

This post is going to be from the section on "Clothing" or if you're from some place that wears fancy $100 ties, the "Attire" section of the handbook. It has to do with the subject of "footwear". So here we go.

"The Handbook for new Texans"


Canvas shoes, penny loafers, tasseled men’s slippers and other dainty type footwear shall be surrendered at the border. Sort of like fruit and plants when you’re entering California. Unwanted nuisance flies and other pests are prohibited in their state and so is sissy footwear for men in Texas.

All footwear shall be made of the finest choice leather from a Texas Grade A bovine, born, raised and sacrificed right here in Texas, or from your choice of reptile skins...snake, iguana, lizard, alligator are all fine choices.
Get acquainted with the names Tony Llama, Ariat, Justin, Nocona, Roper and Lucchese. It’ll look like you know a thing or two about boots if you throw those names around when shopping for footwear and it'll make your shopping experience that much more gooder.

Stay tuned to The Impulsive Texan for upcoming segments from my book, "The Handbook for New Texans"!

The Impulsive Texan